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The sainted people who worry themselves about [[Chicken Licken|whether the sky will fall in on our heads]], | The sainted people who, because they are paid purely to worry themselves about [[Chicken Licken|whether the sky will fall in on our heads]], are short an asymmetric option, in that if they let something through and it makes bags of money, they’ll see and get credit for none of it, but if it blows up in the [[Salesperson]]’s face, they’ll get fired for it while the [[Salesperson]] will feign (entirely genuine) ignorance. | ||
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Revision as of 12:46, 15 November 2018
The sainted people who, because they are paid purely to worry themselves about whether the sky will fall in on our heads, are short an asymmetric option, in that if they let something through and it makes bags of money, they’ll see and get credit for none of it, but if it blows up in the Salesperson’s face, they’ll get fired for it while the Salesperson will feign (entirely genuine) ignorance.
Among others, the following:
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