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{{g}}The process of getting a client in the door and set up.  Depending on what your client wants to do once she has made it aboard, this generally has a number of stages — in the argot, [[milestone]]s, such as:
{{g}}The process of getting a client in the door and set up.  Depending on what your client wants to do once she has made it aboard, this generally has a number of stages — in the argot, [[milestone]]s, such as:
*[[KYC]] - all customers have to experience the rubber glove of AML procedures
*[[KYC]]: all customers have to experience the rubber glove of AML procedures
*{{cobsprov|Client categorisation}}: A team will have to decide you are [[professional client]]s and send out the relevant [[terms of business]] and disclosures;
*{{cobsprov|Client categorisation}}: A team will have to decide you are [[professional client]]s and send out the relevant [[terms of business]] and disclosures;
*[[Credit]] - those who are trading [[swap]]s, [[stock loan]]s, [[PB]] — these days pretty much anything anything other than [[spot]] and [[cash products]] — will need to be reviewed  by [[credit]], who will demand the imposition of absurd and intrusive credit terms which must be crowbarred into the [[master trading agreement]] by those sainted fellows in the ...
*[[Credit]] - those who are trading [[swap]]s, [[stock loan]]s, [[PB]] — these days pretty much anything anything other than [[spot]] and [[cash products]] — will need to be reviewed  by [[credit]], who will demand the imposition of absurd and intrusive [[credit]] terms which must be crowbarred into the [[master trading agreement]] by those sainted fellows in the ...
*[[Negotiation]] team — those poor folk tasked with making the fantastical aspirations of the [[credit officer]] legal flesh and blood]]
*[[Negotiation]] team: also known as the Sysypheans, they are doomed to labour until eternity making the fantastical aspirations of the [[credit officer]] legal flesh and blood


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The process of getting a client in the door and set up. Depending on what your client wants to do once she has made it aboard, this generally has a number of stages — in the argot, milestones, such as:

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