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{{a|negotiation|[[File:Morlock.jpg|thumb|center|450px|A [[subject matter expert]], yesterday.]]}}{{g}} | {{a|negotiation|[[File:Morlock.jpg|thumb|center|450px|A [[subject matter expert]], yesterday.]]}}{{g}} | ||
Known fondly by [[management consultant]]s as an “'''[[SME]]'''” — or ''less'' fondly as a [[Morlock]]—a [[subject matter expert]] is one of those benighted people without whom the organisation would not function, who are nonetheless poorly paid, forced to live in a dungeon below ground, being routinely beaten by the inhabitants of the sedimentary layers of [[middle management]] and, if any [[management consultants]] engaged by [[middle management]] have anything to do with it, are shortly be made redundant. Thereafter, an [[Brexit|unexpected generational change in the business environment]] | Known fondly by [[management consultant]]s as an “'''[[SME]]'''” — or ''less'' fondly as a [[Morlock]]—a [[subject matter expert]] is one of those benighted people without whom the organisation would not function, who are nonetheless poorly paid, forced to live in a dungeon below ground, being routinely beaten by the inhabitants of the sedimentary layers of [[middle management]] and, if any [[management consultants]] engaged by [[middle management]] have anything to do with it, are shortly be made redundant. | ||
Thereafter, when an [[Brexit|unexpected generational change in the business environment]], or [[coronavirus|another unexpected generational change in the business environment]] — they’re happening annually at the moment —will wreak havoc on the organisation, as squadrons of hastily-engaged [[contractors]] having no institutional knowledge, not a scooby-doo in the world what they are doing coupled with an abject lack of common sense, will attempt, by operation of the hive mind, to adjust the organisation’s [[direction of travel]] towards its new direction, with disastrous results. | |||
Think ocean liners and icebergs. | |||
There is an argument that [[middle management]] is little more than a game of [[Chicken-licken|chicken]] to see how many [[subject matter expert]]s you can fire without the organisation actually imploding on itself. | There is an argument that [[middle management]] is little more than a game of [[Chicken-licken|chicken]] to see how many [[subject matter expert]]s you can fire without the organisation actually imploding on itself. | ||
[[ | No matter what McKinsey thinks about it, [[subject matter expert]]s cannot safely be replaced by [[Consultant|contractors]], much less [[consultant]]s from PWC, however much your [[MBA|dogma]] commends you to wish it were so. | ||
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Known fondly by management consultants as an “SME” — or less fondly as a Morlock—a subject matter expert is one of those benighted people without whom the organisation would not function, who are nonetheless poorly paid, forced to live in a dungeon below ground, being routinely beaten by the inhabitants of the sedimentary layers of middle management and, if any management consultants engaged by middle management have anything to do with it, are shortly be made redundant.
Thereafter, when an unexpected generational change in the business environment, or another unexpected generational change in the business environment — they’re happening annually at the moment —will wreak havoc on the organisation, as squadrons of hastily-engaged contractors having no institutional knowledge, not a scooby-doo in the world what they are doing coupled with an abject lack of common sense, will attempt, by operation of the hive mind, to adjust the organisation’s direction of travel towards its new direction, with disastrous results.
Think ocean liners and icebergs.
There is an argument that middle management is little more than a game of chicken to see how many subject matter experts you can fire without the organisation actually imploding on itself.
No matter what McKinsey thinks about it, subject matter experts cannot safely be replaced by contractors, much less consultants from PWC, however much your dogma commends you to wish it were so.