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| {{fwmdtt|nickname=OSLA| imagetype=jpg| tagline= Call that a [[short]]? That’s not a short. ''This'' is a short.| documentation= Vague, arcane, outdated and no [[netting]] airbags.| docscore=4| amendability= Bilateral, so yes, in theory — but more likely to tip out and sign up a fresh GMSLA.|amendscore=2| collateral= Yes. Could be stocks, bonds — anything.| collateralscore =1| transferability= bilateral. Homey don’t ride that bus.| transferscore =0| leverage=Fully cash collateralised, but a bonus point for the contra-flow collateral haircut. The ''lender'' net borrows from the ''borrower''. ''Nice''.| leveragescore =1| frightometer= Generally sleepy “pluming of the financial, system” material, but shortsville, generally anachronistic and no netting, so [[GameStop]] freakout territory.| frightscore=5}} | | {{a|osla|{{OSLA - FMWD}}}} |
Revision as of 20:23, 9 February 2023
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OSLA Anatomy™
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OSLA
“Call that a short? That’s not a short. This is a short.”
| Docs |
Vague, arcane, outdated and no netting airbags. |
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| Amendability |
Bilateral, so yes, in theory — but more likely to tip out and sign up a fresh GMSLA. |
2
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| Collateral |
Yes. Could be stocks, bonds — anything. |
1
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| Transferability |
bilateral. Homey don’t ride that bus. |
0
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| Leverage |
Fully cash collateralised, but a bonus point for the contra-flow collateral haircut. The lender net borrows from the borrower. Nice. |
1
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| Fright-o-meter |
Generally sleepy “pluming of the financial, system” material, but shortsville, generally anachronistic and no netting, so GameStop freakout territory. |
5
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