Ontological weakness

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A variety of flannel. These are expressions calculated to give peace of mind to those excellent fellows who struggle with the really rather easy notion that a whole is comprised of parts, and that listing the universe of all possible options is no more comprehensive than stating the universe. A fellow wracked with this might describe "the information you provide us" like so:

“any and all tangible and intangible information disclosed or provided by or on behalf of you to us, whether before, on or after the effective date of this agreement and whether orally, in writing or in picture, in electronic form or by any other means in connection with the Project and including without limitation, commercial, financial, operational, technical and/or organisational information, any information relating to products, services, technologies, projects, operations, business plans and business affairs, business and product research and development, know-how, trade secrets, market opportunities, financial statements, as well as all reports, notes, analyses, compilations, forecasts, data, summaries, studies and other documents derived from, containing or otherwise reflecting such information prepared by you.”

There is a time where such uncertainly can finally be banished, it is represented in financial notation by omega (Ω), in biblical notation by the book of revelation. However appealing the idea may seem at first, the quickening is a hefty price for logicking lawyers out of existence.

Flannel suggesting profound ontological uncertainty, fear etc.

• and/or
• and, as the case may be, or
• any type, kind or variety
• any and all
• all, or substantially all
• all or any part thereof
• directly or indirectly
• for the avoidance of doubt
• howsoever described
• in whole or in part
• irrespective of
• may or may not be
• now or hereafter in effect
• one or more
• or any part thereof
• or otherwise
• tangible or intangible
• together or alone
• whether or not
• without limitation, including, but not limited to, including, without limitation and any of its manifest variations

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