Highly unlikely

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... but not impossible ...

The disquieting rustle of leaves in the yonder shelter belt. The smell of ozone in the air. The distant smoke on the horizon. The fag-paper gap between bat and pad which feathers the bed of many a diligent attorney in the financial services industry.

See also

• Chicken Licken