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Key Investor Disclosure Document.
A [[key investor information document]], or “[[KIID]]” (or even, for the less finnicky, a “[[KID]]”)


Krypton to a securities lawyer.
is a document intended to help an investor to understand the basic risks of the financial product she may be considering and make an informed investment decision. In the history of financial law neither of these things has ever been part of the enterprise of anyone drawing up offering materials which are threefold:
#To bury the intellectual technology — for which read, conceal the abject lack of it — underpinning any financial product so that no two bit attorney can therefore milk the overflowing trough
#To cover the issuer’s, arranger’s and, more importantly, their counsel’s posteriors against the risk of having neglected to advise of the inherent flaws, inefficiencies and perfidies of said financial product
#generally to baffle [[and/pr]] bore any investor or regulator sufficiently close to exasperation to stop it asking intelligent questions.
 
The KIID is a standardised two-page document prescribed by European regulation with a format so investors can compare products easily. As such it is Krypton to a [[Mediocre lawyer|securities lawyer]], who will quail before one, and may crumble into desiccated powder, wailing “IT CANNOT BE DONE I TELL YOU IT IS AN ABOMINATION”.
 
Also, a form of Heat Ray in the underappreciated 1950s sci fi shocker ''[[The Day of the MiFID]]''.


{{seealso}}
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*[[Uctis]]
*[[Uctis V the Magnificent]]
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Revision as of 16:42, 27 February 2019

A key investor information document, or “KIID” (or even, for the less finnicky, a “KID”)

is a document intended to help an investor to understand the basic risks of the financial product she may be considering and make an informed investment decision. In the history of financial law neither of these things has ever been part of the enterprise of anyone drawing up offering materials which are threefold:

  1. To bury the intellectual technology — for which read, conceal the abject lack of it — underpinning any financial product so that no two bit attorney can therefore milk the overflowing trough
  2. To cover the issuer’s, arranger’s and, more importantly, their counsel’s posteriors against the risk of having neglected to advise of the inherent flaws, inefficiencies and perfidies of said financial product
  3. generally to baffle and/pr bore any investor or regulator sufficiently close to exasperation to stop it asking intelligent questions.

The KIID is a standardised two-page document prescribed by European regulation with a format so investors can compare products easily. As such it is Krypton to a securities lawyer, who will quail before one, and may crumble into desiccated powder, wailing “IT CANNOT BE DONE I TELL YOU IT IS AN ABOMINATION”.

Also, a form of Heat Ray in the underappreciated 1950s sci fi shocker The Day of the MiFID.

See also

MiFID 2