Lexophysics

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The extremely complicated theoretical physics and geometry that underpins modern commercial law and negotiation. The most famous lexophysicist was the who invented the particle cross-accelerator which eventually led to the discovery of the Biggs hoson was J. M. F. Biggs.

Other famous pioneers, dating from the time when noble amateurs could still make significant inroads into lexophysical theory, include George Robert Maguire Ugland, dour Glaswegian pipewright A. J. N. Calder, French chocolatiers the Maple brothers and Channel Islands naturalist, Ichabod Mourant and arguably fever-plagued German composer Otto Büchstein.

Lexophysical anomalies abound if you know where to look for them. For example, the strangely loopy curvature required of ISDA’s Automatic Early Termination provision, which, thanks to some imaginative deemery, sees a contract terminated before the occurrence of the event that caused it to terminate.

See also

• Automatic Early Termination
• Fractal
• ISDA ninja
• Legal eagle
• Biggs hoson