Flannel

Flannel is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, used with abandon by diligent lawyers the world over, cut into small toweling squares.

Who, why, which or what —
Does flannelette flag?
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or rag?
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel
Or bag?

• and/or
• any type, kind or variety
• all, or substantially all
• at all material times
• as the case may be
• by or on account of
• for the avoidance of doubt
• for the time being
• from time to time
• however described
• if and to the extent that
• if any
• in any such case
• in the event that
• in whole or in part
• including, but not limited to
• may or may not be
• on an expedited basis
• on or about
• one or more
• or any part thereof
• shall
• shall be deemed
• suffers or permits
• Supplements, forms part of and is subject to
• The parties acknowledge that...
• together or alone
• unless and until
• upon the occurrence of
• unless otherwise agreed
• whether or not
• without limitation

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