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And [[Toto]].
And [[Toto]].
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'''{{isdaprov|Force Majeure}} under an {{isdama}}''': What to do when the universe conspires against us. <br>
'''[[Business day convention]]''': When [[day count fraction]]s get together and have a knees-up in ’Vegas, anything can happen. <br>
'''{{isdaprov|Automatic Early Termination}}:'''  {{icds}}’s “clever” end-run for silly [[insolvency]] regimes. What’s that all about?<br>
'''{{isdaprov|Minimum Transfer Amount}}:'''  What’s the ''least'' amount of [[margin]] I have to give my broker?<br>
'''{{csaprov|Independent Amount}}''': It’s [[collateral]] that’s mouthy. <br>
'''{{csaprov|Independent Amount}}''': It’s [[collateral]] that’s mouthy. <br>
'''{{eqderivprov|Market Disruption Event}}''': What to do if the world goes to hell in a hand-basket?<br>
'''{{eqderivprov|Cross acceleration}}''': Breaking the speed-limit after an argument with the spouse, or what?<br>
'''{{csaprov|Minimum Transfer Amount}}''': How much can I go out of the money before I have to pony up [[variation margin]]?<br>
'''{{csaprov|Credit risk mitigation techniques}}''': If this is popular, then ''someone’s'' been on a pretty [[tedious]] [[conference call]] we think<br>
'''[[NAV trigger]]s''': Broker walk-away rights referencing [[net asset value]] <br>
'''[[Without limiting the generality of the foregoing]]''': Some legal eaglery right there, friends<br>
'''{{isdaprov|Potential Event of Default}}''': Is this just talent scouts scouring the minor leagues for future catastrophes or what?<br>
'''[[How to close out an ISDA]]''': Eesh — has it come to that''<br>
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“'''[[Africa|Does Kilimanjaro rise above the Serengeti]]?'''” The question every [[Toto]] fan wants answered. (Spoiler: ''No''.)<br>
“'''[[Africa|Does Kilimanjaro rise above the Serengeti]]?'''” That perennial hot topic that never goes cold. (Spoiler: ''No''.)<br>
“'''Tell me about {{casenote|Fardell|Potts}}'''”: A. P. Herbert’s famous fictional case of the [[reasonable woman]]. Is there such a thing? (Spoiler: in the eyes of the law, ''No''.)<br>
“'''[[Golgafrincham]]'''”: A subtle pleasure: [[middle management]], as foreseen by the late, great, Douglas Adams <br>
“'''Tell me about {{casenote|Miller|Jackson}}'''”: Is [[cricket]] ''capable'' of being a [[nuisance]]? (Spoiler: it’s controversial. But, in the eyes of the law, ''yes''.)<br>
“'''[[Crazy Ivan]]'''”: Black-belt [[conference call]] misbehaviour.<br>
“'''[[I’m not going to die in a ditch about it]]'''”: When to use that greatest of all [[negotiation]] climb-downs.<br>
“'''[[I’m not going to die in a ditch about it]]'''”: When to use that greatest of all [[negotiation]] climb-downs.<br>
“'''[[Teldar Paper|teldar paper]]'''” Must be some old-school Oliver Stone fans out there. Greed is, for lack of a better word ...? <br>
“'''[[Brother Maynard]]'''” Consult the book of armaments, friends!!! <br>
“'''[[Notwithstanding anything to the contrary]]'''”: But, why did you ''say'' something to the contrary? <br>
“'''[[Yogababble]]'''”: That most millennial mode of [[flannel]]ry<br>
“'''Does [[Africa|Kilimanjaro rise like ''Olympus'' above the Serengeti]]?'''” More [[Toto]] fan correspondence action. <br>
“'''[[Olympus|Is Mt. Olympus anywhere near the Serengeti]]?'''” Okay, Mr. Lukather, that’s enough now. It was funny the first time.
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Revision as of 13:51, 25 September 2020

The Devil’s Advocate
Notes on the absurdity of office life.

For the legal eagles
Common legal agreements, examined.

For malcontents
Miscellany. And eggs.

The Devil’s Advocate: A growing body of misinformed nonsense — systems analysis, behavioural economics, design principles and so on — about how we should practice law, but generally don’t.
Anatomies: Clause-by-clause Anatomy and nutshell guides (see left) to ISDA and other master trading agreements. These may be incomplete, out of date, unfashionable, flippant — well, they are flippant — but, being free, are still better value than that awful FT book about derivatives;
Book reviews culled from twenty indolent years sounding off on Amazon;
Much flippancy about plain English, buzzwords, technology, negotiation, flannel, Latin, Greek, metaphor and eggs.
And Toto.

Business day convention: When day count fractions get together and have a knees-up in ’Vegas, anything can happen.
Minimum Transfer Amount: What’s the least amount of margin I have to give my broker?
Independent Amount: It’s collateral that’s mouthy.
Cross acceleration: Breaking the speed-limit after an argument with the spouse, or what?
Credit risk mitigation techniques: If this is popular, then someone’s been on a pretty tedious conference call we think
Without limiting the generality of the foregoing: Some legal eaglery right there, friends

“Does Kilimanjaro rise above the Serengeti?” That perennial hot topic that never goes cold. (Spoiler: No.)
“Golgafrincham”: A subtle pleasure: middle management, as foreseen by the late, great, Douglas Adams
“Crazy Ivan”: Black-belt conference call misbehaviour.
“I’m not going to die in a ditch about it”: When to use that greatest of all negotiation climb-downs.
“Brother Maynard” Consult the book of armaments, friends!!!
“Yogababble”: That most millennial mode of flannelry

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