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'''Much flippancy''' about [[plain English]], [[buzzword]]s, [[technology]], [[negotiation]], [[flannel]], [[Latin]], [[Greeks|Greek]], [[metaphor]] and [[:category:Egg|egg]]s. And [[Toto]].
'''Much flippancy''' about [[plain English]], [[buzzword]]s, [[technology]], [[negotiation]], [[flannel]], [[Latin]], [[Greeks|Greek]], [[metaphor]] and [[:category:Egg|egg]]s. And [[Toto]].
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'''[[Business day convention]]''': When [[day count fraction]]s get together and have a knees-up in ’Vegas, anything can happen. <br>
'''[[Business day convention]]''': When [[day count fraction]]s get together for a knees-up in ’Vegas, ''look out''. <br>
'''{{csaprov|Minimum Transfer Amount}}:'''  What’s the ''least'' amount of [[margin]] I have to give my broker?<br>
'''{{csaprov|Minimum Transfer Amount}}:'''  What’s the ''least'' [[margin]] I have to give my [[broker]]?<br>
'''{{csaprov|Independent Amount}}''': It’s [[collateral]] that’s mouthy. <br>
'''{{csaprov|Independent Amount}}''': [[Margin]] that’s mouthy. <br>
'''[[Cross acceleration]]''': Breaking the speed-limit after an argument with the spouse, or what?<br>
'''[[Cross acceleration]]''': Speeding after an argument with the spouse, or what?<br>
'''[[Credit risk mitigation techniques]]''': Hoo boy. If ''this'' is a popular, then ''someone’s'' been on a pretty [[tedious]] [[conference call]] we think.<br>
'''[[Credit risk mitigation techniques]]''': Hoo boy. If ''this'' is popular, then ''someone’s'' bored.<br>
'''[[Without limiting the generality of the foregoing]]''': Some [[legal eagle]]ry right there, friends<br>
'''[[Without limiting the generality of the foregoing]]''': Some [[legal eagle]]ry right there, friends<br>
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“'''[[Africa|Does Kilimanjaro rise above the Serengeti]]?'''” That perennial hot topic that never goes cold. (Spoiler: ''No''.)<br>
“'''[[Africa|Does Kilimanjaro rise above the Serengeti]]?'''” That perennial hot topic that never goes cold. (Spoiler: ''No''.)<br>
“'''[[Golgafrincham]]'''”: A subtle pleasure: [[middle management]], as foreseen by the late, great, Douglas Adams <br>
“'''[[Golgafrincham]]'''”: [[Middle management]], as foretold by Douglas Adams <br>
“'''[[Crazy Ivan]]'''”: Black-belt [[conference call]] misbehaviour.<br>
“'''[[Crazy Ivan]]'''”: Black-belt [[conference call]] misbehaviour.<br>
“'''[[I’m not going to die in a ditch about it]]'''”: When to use that greatest of all [[negotiation]] climb-downs.<br>
“'''[[I’m not going to die in a ditch about it]]'''”: That greatest of all [[negotiation]] climb-downs.<br>
“'''[[Brother Maynard]]'''” Consult the book of armaments, friends!!! <br>
“'''[[Brother Maynard]]'''” Consult the book of armaments, friends! <br>
“'''[[Yogababble]]'''”: That most millennial mode of [[flannel]]ry<br>
“'''[[Yogababble]]'''”: That most millennial mode of [[flannel]]ry<br>
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Revision as of 13:55, 25 September 2020

The Devil’s Advocate
Notes on the absurdity of office life.

For the legal eagles
Common legal agreements, examined.

For malcontents
Miscellany. And eggs.

The Devil’s Advocate: A growing body of misinformed nonsense — systems analysis, behavioural economics, design principles and so on — about how we should practice law, but generally don’t.
Anatomies: Clause-by-clause Anatomy and nutshell guides (see left) to ISDA and other master trading agreements. These may be incomplete, out of date, unfashionable, flippant — well, they are flippant — but, being free, are still better value than that awful FT book about derivatives;
Much flippancy about plain English, buzzwords, technology, negotiation, flannel, Latin, Greek, metaphor and eggs. And Toto.

Business day convention: When day count fractions get together for a knees-up in ’Vegas, look out.
Minimum Transfer Amount: What’s the least margin I have to give my broker?
Independent Amount: Margin that’s mouthy.
Cross acceleration: Speeding after an argument with the spouse, or what?
Credit risk mitigation techniques: Hoo boy. If this is popular, then someone’s bored.
Without limiting the generality of the foregoing: Some legal eaglery right there, friends

Does Kilimanjaro rise above the Serengeti?” That perennial hot topic that never goes cold. (Spoiler: No.)
Golgafrincham”: Middle management, as foretold by Douglas Adams
Crazy Ivan”: Black-belt conference call misbehaviour.
I’m not going to die in a ditch about it”: That greatest of all negotiation climb-downs.
Brother Maynard” Consult the book of armaments, friends!
Yogababble”: That most millennial mode of flannelry

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