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{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating.
{{a|negotiation|[[File:Flannellumberjack.jpg|thumb|center|A [[flanneljack]] off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with [[flannel]]]]
}}[[Flannel]] is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating.


Who, why, which or what — <br>
Who, why, which or what — <br>
Does flannelette flag? <br />
Is flannelette for? <br />
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or rag?<br>
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or tissue?<br>
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br>
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br>
Or bag? <br>
Or bag? <br>
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*[[upon the occurrence of]]
*[[upon the occurrence of]]
*[[unless otherwise agreed]]
*[[unless otherwise agreed]]
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Latest revision as of 13:30, 14 August 2024

Negotiation Anatomy™

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Flannel is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by diligent lawyers the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their verbiage is articulating.

Who, why, which or what —
Is flannelette for?
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or tissue?
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel
Or bag?

Not to be confused with “verbiage”, flannel is calculated to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus causidicus mediocris, flannel has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with legal

Flannel suggesting profound ontological uncertainty, fear etc.

Nominalisation

General flannel

  1. This is suggestive of pan-dimensional uncertainty.